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Dame-O! A Profile

Name: Damien
Known Alias’: Dame-O, D-Man, Vitamin D, D-Dog, Dame, Damester, Trent
Known Associates: Ben Hana (a.k.a ‘Blanket Man’)
Hugh Heffner
Brad Pitt
Nirvana, Insane Clown Possie, Disturbed

Birth Date: Unknown (speculation indicates pre-industrial era)
Height: 5’11”- 6′
Weight: Unspecified
Sex: Often (Male)
Hair: Unspecified- though widely thought to be thinning, after early onset of chronic hairloss and receding hairline
Eyes: Known sufferer of Glaucoma

Education: Although not proven, it is widely believed that Dame-O is literate. Indeed, many Dameologists assert Dame-O’s status as a genius; claiming that he has an IQ of over 140 these scholars portray a different Dame-O than what is percieved by the public eye. However, despite these theories it is impossible to know for sure what, if any, education Dame-O has received.

Current Whereabouts: Unknown-thought to be most prolific in the Wellington CBD area

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Dame-O, A prelude to Glory

Many of you may be unaware of the plight of Dame-O; the secrecy inherent in the sexually deviant Dame-O is legendary in popular culture. Despite this massive fame however, the origins of Dame-O are unclear to say the least.
Among modernist historians the prevalent theory of Dame-O ( hereby known as Dameology) maintains that contrary to previous belief, Dame-O’s upbringing shall remain shrouded in the heavy veil of mystery.

However, before delving deeper into the mystique that is Dame-O, we must set the context for which this legend has lived his life. In order to present this in the most asthetically palatable format, we feel a profile is nigh high in order.

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