Name: Damien
Known Alias’: Dame-O, D-Man, Vitamin D, D-Dog, Dame, Damester, Trent
Known Associates: Ben Hana (a.k.a ‘Blanket Man’)
Hugh Heffner
Brad Pitt
Nirvana, Insane Clown Possie, Disturbed
Birth Date: Unknown (speculation indicates pre-industrial era)
Height: 5’11”- 6′
Weight: Unspecified
Sex: Often (Male)
Hair: Unspecified- though widely thought to be thinning, after early onset of chronic hairloss and receding hairline
Eyes: Known sufferer of Glaucoma
Education: Although not proven, it is widely believed that Dame-O is literate. Indeed, many Dameologists assert Dame-O’s status as a genius; claiming that he has an IQ of over 140 these scholars portray a different Dame-O than what is percieved by the public eye. However, despite these theories it is impossible to know for sure what, if any, education Dame-O has received.
Current Whereabouts: Unknown-thought to be most prolific in the Wellington CBD area